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America Has Lost Its Direction! America Deserves Voris!


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The Campaign America Deserves

Citizens of America! Are you tired of candidates for the office of President who are tainted by experience? Are you tired of candidates with too-much baggage from their days of voting for bills and other tiresome political actions? Are you just tired of Washington?

Introducing the candidate who can put you to sleep! Mike Voris for President in 2008!

Mike Voris is a candidate unaffiliated with any party except the odd birthday celebration, or any time someone wants to bring cake. Or jello. He loves jello.

Impartial and nonpartisan, Mike is the perfect candidate for those concerned with too great an involvement in politics. Although completely untainted by experience, he is still more experienced than Barack Obama!

 
 

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This website is satire & is the work of RealCatholicTV.com. Mike Voris is not running for President of the United States of America, nor any other elected office. Unless you write him in. And then, if he gets enough votes, he might think about taking the oath of office on Jan 20th, his schedule & weather permitting.